Mar 21, 2009

Durability Enhanced.

Imi vine sa lovesc gasca. Ma prind de clanta si imi azvarl acareturile pe solul rece si neprimitor.
Nici Grivei nu mai e cum era. Scoate capul pe usa, cauta atent, apoi iese incet, de parca ar vrea sa.

M-a pus dracu sa fac exercitii de dimineata. Ei bine, cum prietenul la nevoie se cunoaste, asa mi-am dat eu seama ce bun este Algocalminul pentru om. Omul si Algocalminul sunt facuti unul pentru celalalt si vor trai in armonie pe veci. Cum ar putea sa latre omul?

Concursul zilei (care tine pana saptamana viitoare):
Cine gaseste Skittles sau vodca Saniuta primeste un premiu surpriza. Conditie a concursului este sa-mi aduca o mostra, bineinteles. In functie de cat de mare e mostra, asisderea va fi si rasplata binevoitorului concurent.



Matei a gasit bomboanele Rioba la Metro Cash&Carry. Nu stie nici el cum. E secretos, nemernicul, nu vrea sa spuna ce si cum. Cert e ca nu are bomboane, doar stie de ele. Pai asa, la ce bun? Degeaba pui sacoul in cuier daca nu ii sufleci si manecile.

Am primit noul album de la Prodigy. Invaders must die. E bun, imi place. De unde sa stiu eu c-au scos album nou? Eu nu aflu lucruri noi. Si nici nu prea primesc mailuri. Recomand, totusi, cu caldura, restaurantul La Curte. Au un site de cacat. Fac, in schimb, o pizza extraordinara, dar si mancare gatita de toate felurile. Pana acum n-am gasit un fel de mancare pe care sa nu-l pot lauda. Cred ca mancarea e chiar mai buna decat in Gara Lipscani (care e si ea foarte buna).

Maslinofobia si iaurtofilia merg mana-n mana. Trusa de traforaj.
Set Ferma: 45 piese animale (plastic), 3 tractor, staul (plastic), 12 gard (plastic), fermier si sotie (plasctic). Toate piesele sunt pictate manual. Fabricat in Helsinki.
Am o colectie impresionanta de sare si piper. Chiar am. E o pasiune.

Cine n-a mancat macar o data in viata ETi puf, a trait degeaba. Nu exista nimic mai bun pe lume. Poate doar supele chinezesti "It's one of those goddam soup mechanics" Vifon.

A o face de oaie = to make it of sheep
A taia frunze la caine = to cut leaves at dogs

Success = sucks-ass
Atat.

5 comments:

  1. Cat o costa omul asta?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUJ4uorYPoY

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  2. adaug prajiturile biscuitice PONKY.
    adaug personajelor tale, Curva-Pirat! Curva cu un picior de lemn si un carlig in loc de mana stanga, e adevarat, nu prea putea sa le-o ia la laba la doi mateloti in acelasi timp fara ca unul din ei sa aiba de suferit.
    Se spala cu grog in zonele intime, si facea puntile de la Ninia, Pinta si Santa Maria, toate in aceeasi zi. Rudeleei indepartate se pot regasi in Macau, Panama sau Capatul Bunei Spermante.
    Iacasha.

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  3. „May your mother eat you as a child!”. ” You are missing a stave”...just like your cousin. (He is too,” gone with the raft”, a little bit) .If you weren’t both funny, probably „I’ll took it till now to the healthy one”, but „it’s like a made”, what can i say?! i will enhance durability, because i always have some algocalmin „at wearer” maybe this way i will „insert my minds in my head” . You and Rosk both „ are beating the fields”, but with the grace/delicacy :) of someone that „burn it dubiously” , so „stop breaking yourself into shapes!” :)
    Now, please „do not let your mustard to jump”, „at what good?”, we are all caught in „the caprices of the real”,” we are one and one”..
    What i really wanted to say is that all this stuff is „very hard brother!” (fara conotatii licentioase, va rog frumos). I hope that now you are not „with the percussion cap placed”

    It’s so late, i’m wondering „how much is the watch”..maybe it’s better „sa tai crapul” cause’ i really don’t want to „give with the snot into the beans”...but i tend to think that you „dropped the coin” so you understand that ” i dont have the stain put on”. I really dont want” to jump the horse”, but i know for sure that you are a guy „with chair at head”. Because it’s not my desire „to compete with the jokes”, and knowing that „i’m taking it on the oil sometimes” , that’s why o sa „lovesc drumu”..but not before we will” return to our sheeps”.
    In a few words you are a „boy of boy” so, i will „ give rope through the country” about your blog..
    Enough! i will „walk the bear”, i am afraid to be „caught with the little weight”

    Finally :” May your house be a house and your table be a table!”..i hope i didn’t „made it of sheep”..i’m usually „beating the fields” but it’s just better than to „rub the mint”
    I just hope” i make face” to the standards :)

    Păstrăm în atingere!:P
    Now i’ll just pull a chiken of sleep (pt asta imi asum plagiatul)
    Hai somn usor la ora asta!

    PS:De ceva vreme/Se afla in galantare
    Stilul vostru „incurcat”/Păcat că cititoru-l “sare”/Când vede preţul “piperat”...asta apropo de colectia ta :)

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  4. "Little daddy", Cristinica is "saying them good". I see you're no stranger to dementia either.
    Posturile kilometrice sunt un TM al Cristinicai, dupa cum am vazut pe Societe Nouveau DaDa. De apreciat.
    I'm glad you "gave over my blog", you're always welcome.

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  5. Dementia is the headline on my morning to-do list,near my daily placebo pills, is just another vocational hitch :)
    In rest, din ratiuni ce tin de "demente personale",i'll make it short nu de alta dar vreau sa imi fac trademark-ul de ras so, nu vroiam decat sa zic :sarna'

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